land of confusion

My Good Lord
he's been infiltrating my mind! yet he's too busy with his life,like a Ganesha with 8 hands.
how oh how can i speak to him?
advices from my peers:
1. be a WOMAN, let him move first. I remember it by chanting Gloria Gaynor's "First be a Woman". Shall i act like Juliet?
2. DO NOT EVER call or message him first. well,since i don't have his cell number....
3. Take him out with a group of friends. Hmmm... difficultoo
4. Find out who's his best friends are.
do you have more ??
keep it coming!